Tall MSNBC Hunk Garrett Haake

He's been getting more and more prominent. Now he covers the White House for MSNBC. He's HOT! Aquiline face! Yeah, NO! ( I will grant him BDF) Does anyone know how tall he is? I can't find it. Questionable anal hygiene

He's been getting more and more prominent. Now he covers the White House for MSNBC. He's HOT!

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by Anonymousreply 209February 16, 2021 6:27 PM

Aquiline face! Yeah, NO! ( I will grant him BDF)

by Anonymousreply 5December 21, 2017 4:32 PM

Does anyone know how tall he is? I can't find it.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 21, 2017 4:42 PM

Questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 7December 21, 2017 4:43 PM

HA! I am in KC and didn't recognize him. shows you how much I watch local news . NEVER!

by Anonymousreply 8December 21, 2017 4:51 PM

One of the very few times I've ever found straight couples adorable

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by Anonymousreply 9December 21, 2017 4:53 PM

That is a terrifying picture, r9

by Anonymousreply 10December 21, 2017 5:02 PM

Playing fast and loose with the word "hunk", OP.

by Anonymousreply 11December 21, 2017 5:05 PM

Is he a muppet or muppet adjacent?

by Anonymousreply 12December 21, 2017 5:51 PM

Christ, R9, he's squeezing shit out of that duck.

Definitely a cookie smeller.

by Anonymousreply 13December 21, 2017 6:01 PM

I've been a fan of his too OP. I love his prominent Adam's apple, he's got big dick written all over him.

by Anonymousreply 14December 21, 2017 6:52 PM

I also like the Adam's apple. And he has a sexy smooth voice.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 21, 2017 7:10 PM

I need him to fuck me RIGHT NOW!

by Anonymousreply 16December 21, 2017 7:20 PM

His wife is very lucky she gets to ride that whenever she wants

by Anonymousreply 18December 21, 2017 7:27 PM

He dresses well for a straight guy. Every morning on his IG story he shows off the day's jacket, shirt, and tie combo. He can actually match pretty well

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by Anonymousreply 19December 21, 2017 8:59 PM

He seems like one of those tall hung Dutch guys. I know he is American but that last name is probably Dutch or Danish.

by Anonymousreply 20December 21, 2017 9:44 PM

This Garrett Haake is not all that. Y'all some horny desperate queens. Now as far as MSNBC hunks are concerned, it's all about Ari Melber. Damn I want some of that hot Jewish man.

by Anonymousreply 22December 21, 2017 10:12 PM

Well proportioned man, there's something very sexy about him.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 21, 2017 10:36 PM

Datalounge is famous for slobbering over ugly guys with bug eyes, hook noses, weak chins, etc.

As long as they’re straight. Heterosexuals or closet cases only. If a guy is openly gay, then Datalounge hates his ugly ass.

by Anonymousreply 25December 21, 2017 10:40 PM

That "Keep Calm and Build and Build Pylons" poster on his desk at R1 shows he's a big dork. Just my type. (For eldergays: it's a reference to a popular videogame called starcraft)

by Anonymousreply 26December 21, 2017 11:47 PM

He’s got nice blue eyes and should wear blue shirts only.

by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2017 12:47 AM

His IG is pretty good actually

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by Anonymousreply 28December 22, 2017 1:08 AM

R29 A lot of good pictures of him, and of a good variety (different activities, suits and casual clothes. etc). Also dog pics and nature shots. This is one of the better ones to follow. I virtually only use IG to follow attractive guys.

by Anonymousreply 30December 22, 2017 1:17 AM

Obviously since he's straight his IG is going to be like that, unlike someone like Gio.

by Anonymousreply 31December 22, 2017 1:19 AM

A lot of attractive guys don't use IG well R31. Don't take pictures from good angles, or posts like one picture a month, or are 90% nature shots and almost none of them.

by Anonymousreply 32December 22, 2017 1:21 AM

R30 there is no such thing as “better ones to follow”. What would be better is for you to find something other to do than virtually stalk strangers on Instagram. You spend your days hoping and waiting for good “shots”, “dog pics” and “nature scenes” from strangers.

by Anonymousreply 34December 22, 2017 1:50 AM

R34 Beauty of IG is you don't have to wait for anything. Follow enough good accounts and there's always something nice to look at when you have time to kill

by Anonymousreply 35December 22, 2017 2:51 AM

Hottie.

He's had quite a meteoric rise. From Kansas City local TV to NBC Capitol Hill correspondent in three years?

by Anonymousreply 37December 22, 2017 3:07 AM

He's got a lot going for him R37, attractive, smooth voice, speaks clearly, and generally seems likeable

by Anonymousreply 38December 22, 2017 1:49 PM

His hands are huge. See R23 and R28.

by Anonymousreply 39December 22, 2017 6:33 PM

R37 Did he sit on the casting couch?

by Anonymousreply 40December 22, 2017 6:57 PM

He does have big hands. And long fingers.

by Anonymousreply 42December 22, 2017 8:32 PM

He's spending time in the MSNBC studio today - yum yum

by Anonymousreply 44January 3, 2018 7:32 PM

He was in FL during the holidays covering Trump. It was nice to see him without a tie for once

by Anonymousreply 45January 3, 2018 7:37 PM

Slightly more casual Garrett

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by Anonymousreply 46January 3, 2018 7:49 PM

Hunty he is okay looking, slightly creepy but that ain't no hunk.

by Anonymousreply 47January 3, 2018 8:07 PM

R47 Many guys are into tall really dorky guys. And he's got a sexy voice to boot. And he's successful. Not a lot of minuses

by Anonymousreply 48January 3, 2018 10:50 PM

He has the confidence of a very well-hung man.

by Anonymousreply 49January 3, 2018 10:52 PM

He is a very cocky guy. At least based on how he portrays himself on IG

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by Anonymousreply 50January 3, 2018 10:55 PM

i so look forward to seein him on tv.

hoping msnbc gives him a show !!!

by Anonymousreply 51January 3, 2018 11:45 PM

should have included a poll on yay or nay regarding his hotness, hunky-ness. I would have voted oh hell yes.

by Anonymousreply 52January 4, 2018 12:36 AM

I would like to see him naked.

by Anonymousreply 55January 5, 2018 9:00 PM

He's fug in the face.

Perhaps the other parts are slammin' but he looks like the human version of a pug.

by Anonymousreply 56January 5, 2018 9:07 PM

I don't think that's fug at all. I agree at least that the other parts are also nice haha. Would very much like to bounce on him

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by Anonymousreply 57January 5, 2018 9:17 PM

I don’t get that he’s so attractive. Very meh looking to mr.

by Anonymousreply 58January 6, 2018 1:35 AM

I'd love to see him bounce li'l Vaughn Hillyard on his dong.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 6, 2018 2:47 AM

one thing datalounging men will never agree on unanimously, what constitutes an attractive man. I mean, hell there are people here who think Luke Evans is hot, hunky, etc etc. That is a stretch that my imagination fails to reach.

by Anonymousreply 60January 6, 2018 2:56 AM

Accepting OP’s obsession as hot and hunky is simply not possible.

by Anonymousreply 61January 6, 2018 3:08 AM

Is Vaughn Hilliard openly gay?

by Anonymousreply 62January 6, 2018 3:09 AM

That's MSNBC NewsTwink Vaughn Hillyard, thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 6, 2018 3:30 AM

He looks great with a little sun tan.

He need to work on his guns.

Poor Luke Russert. I guess this is his permanent replacement, yes?

by Anonymousreply 64January 6, 2018 1:39 PM

What happened to Luke? I almost forgot about him. Didn't think he was too bad.

by Anonymousreply 65January 6, 2018 1:43 PM

Vaughn and Garrett were on the road this week, bro-in' out on Instagram.

Did they share a hotel room?

by Anonymousreply 66January 17, 2018 10:30 PM

This guy is no hunk. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 67January 17, 2018 10:51 PM

GIVE HIM HIS OWN SHOW

I PERK UP WHEN I SEE HIM!!!!

by Anonymousreply 69January 17, 2018 11:31 PM

^^^ Would seriously watch an hour of Garrett everyday

by Anonymousreply 70January 17, 2018 11:34 PM

Their are quite a few hunks on MSNBC but Garrett Haake isn't one of them.

by Anonymousreply 71January 18, 2018 10:48 PM

He's very handsome, tall, and carries himself well

by Anonymousreply 72January 18, 2018 11:07 PM

I didn't know until last night that "Haake" is pronounced like "cake." I thought it was "Hockey." LOL

by Anonymousreply 73January 19, 2018 10:15 PM

not all that, not even close. he's mighty cocky, and trust me most who work on the hill know him for that. doubt he'll get a shot at his own show. he's way too risky with that attitude. same with his girl, sh'es on the outs too

by Anonymousreply 74January 27, 2018 1:02 AM

I think he comes across cocky on his IG. Do you know of anything specific R74

by Anonymousreply 75January 27, 2018 1:33 AM

Last week I saw him at some impromptu hallway press conference with Miss Lindsey, he was just out of frame, but kept popping into frame. He was at least a full head taller than the senatrice. He's huge.

by Anonymousreply 76January 27, 2018 4:38 AM

Something howdy doody/Ted Koppell about him. Not hot to me at all.

by Anonymousreply 77January 27, 2018 5:51 AM

To he honest, the cockiness does a lot for me

by Anonymousreply 78January 27, 2018 6:25 AM

the cockiness is disgusting and will get him into alot of trouble

by Anonymousreply 79January 27, 2018 6:42 AM

[R74] I've heard the same thing from his colleagues. An annoying jerk to be exact!

by Anonymousreply 80January 27, 2018 6:46 AM

I miss Luke too.H seemed a lot more down to Earth and likable. Garrett just seems like meh and like hes hiding something. Always one way flirting with rando girls on twitter too

by Anonymousreply 81January 27, 2018 6:54 AM

Jared should be cocky. He does an excellent job on that Capitol Hill beat. Always prepared with insightful context when Andrea Mitchell or Katy Tur asks some loony question.

by Anonymousreply 82January 27, 2018 7:36 AM

82 I think you're the minority here, sorry

by Anonymousreply 84January 27, 2018 12:00 PM

I agree with R82. He's had a pretty meteoric career and seems smart and driven. And he's tall and good looking

by Anonymousreply 85January 27, 2018 12:06 PM

R85 I think you're confusing confidence with cockiness. He's alright, enough to be confident in his work. Buuuut, his cocky and overbearing demenor overshadows it. He's "tall"?! Woo! There are countless tall people on TV. His face is smashed and isn't anything great to look at. He's average at best, and I'm not surprised that his coworkers feel the same way. 3/10

by Anonymousreply 86January 27, 2018 12:11 PM

R86 what do his coworkers think?

by Anonymousreply 87January 27, 2018 12:20 PM

Even if he isn't your type, producers never hire people for roles like that who aren't considered good looking by most people. It's part of the job. And I find him better looking than most capital Hill reporters. He also has a nice voice and speaks well. And some of his most cocky posts are talking about how hot and successful his wife is, which is endearing to some degree

by Anonymousreply 88January 27, 2018 12:22 PM

weird though i don't ever see his wife post about his hotness or success mm?

by Anonymousreply 89January 27, 2018 12:26 PM

R88 lol watch how big his mouth opens when he talks on tv next time its hilarious

by Anonymousreply 90January 27, 2018 12:28 PM

I don't follow her social media. Is she also into IG a lot?

by Anonymousreply 91January 27, 2018 12:30 PM

She barely posts, which is odd considering she is more successful than him in my eyes. I have seen her out alot too recently, she was at Cobalt alwhile back for a show.

by Anonymousreply 92January 27, 2018 12:37 PM

In DC? I've seen here out a handful of times too in the past few weeks. Never with Garrett though, sigh

by Anonymousreply 93January 27, 2018 12:51 PM

I think it's Garretts. Capital hill reporting seems way more demanding that WH reporting. They basically just camp out in halls all day. While WH has very specific times they engage the press

by Anonymousreply 94January 27, 2018 12:54 PM

Is he young or old? His face looks really old and wrinkled. But his Instagram TBTs make him seem like he was in college 6 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 96January 27, 2018 12:56 PM

R96 mid-30's i believe. He is very wrinkled. His make-up artist needs to consider that on some of his shots. You can see how prominent the wrinkles are when the makeup sets in. He might just really miss college though. Most people with hectic stressful jobs would much rather party with their bros

by Anonymousreply 97January 27, 2018 12:59 PM

He's 30ish. He just was very good at maintaining an IG and taking posed pictures lol He seems more into social media than any reporter besides maybe Cuomo. Which I'm sure feeds his cocky/vain image.

by Anonymousreply 98January 27, 2018 1:00 PM

R98 yea still can't get past his cockiness, it's very off putting. It gives me the sense that he's like that in his personal life. Maybe that's why his wife never posts about him?

by Anonymousreply 99January 27, 2018 1:02 PM

They have dated like 5 years tho R99 lol back when he still a local Cleveland reporter. she knew exactly what he was like when they married. And he does seem really sweet to her at least

by Anonymousreply 100January 27, 2018 1:10 PM

R100 "sweet" = posting cocky stuff about her on insta? I'm going to need more proof than that. She lives by me or close by. I'm prone to seeing her run in the mornings when I take my dog out. Never seen him out though (how sweet)

by Anonymousreply 101January 27, 2018 1:15 PM

R100 were they dating when he worked in KC? I worked there briefly and I never got the impression he was in a relationship, the opposite actually.

by Anonymousreply 102January 27, 2018 1:17 PM

Yea they were definitely dating while he was in KC. Not sure how they met since she was already at CNN in DC. And Woah did Garrett sleep around on her.

R101 I guess I see your point. I still think being really proud of your S.O. is an endearing trait.

by Anonymousreply 103January 27, 2018 1:31 PM

R103 he's sleazy as hell. have you seen how flirty he is in the wild? get over yourself, dude (Garrett, not you lol)

by Anonymousreply 104January 27, 2018 1:40 PM

He has BDF big time and I think that also makes him come off as very into himself haha

by Anonymousreply 105January 27, 2018 2:10 PM

i've grown to respect on air personalities that choose to keep their social media on the private side. they worry less about a 'brand' and more about their job. i would assume that is why his colleages appear more approachable... she doesn't give off the cocky annoyance vibe

by Anonymousreply 106January 27, 2018 3:42 PM

I'm the opposite R106 if I like someone I see on TV I like that I can see more of them easily if I choose to. Rather than just getting lucky and catching them when they are on. I love Garretts IG

by Anonymousreply 107January 27, 2018 5:36 PM

He should consider Botox. I thought he was mid-40s.

by Anonymousreply 108January 28, 2018 12:36 PM

I'd sniff his hole for 17 minutes and 49 seconds

by Anonymousreply 109January 28, 2018 12:48 PM

Peak at photos that he hasn't taken (i.e. candid, and/or group shots) R108, he looks ever older in them and awfully sweaty.

by Anonymousreply 110January 28, 2018 3:03 PM

R103 He's no 'honest Abe'

by Anonymousreply 111January 28, 2018 6:34 PM

My god is he ugly. I can't believe he posted that stand up pic.

by Anonymousreply 113March 4, 2018 12:48 PM

He can take very flattering pictures when he wants. Agreed that stand up pic is not one of them

by Anonymousreply 114March 4, 2018 12:51 PM

How does he pronounce Haake?

by Anonymousreply 115March 4, 2018 12:51 PM

I think it rhymes with rake, like what you do to leaves

by Anonymousreply 116March 4, 2018 12:52 PM

garret on tv now, as miss Zuckerberg begins her performance.

best lookin reporter ive seen !!!! porn worthy.....

give him a dam show, msnbc !!

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by Anonymousreply 117April 10, 2018 2:27 PM

all good boys need a beard huh

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by Anonymousreply 119April 10, 2018 2:30 PM

Love see him with mika, and replace damn Joe...

by Anonymousreply 121April 10, 2018 2:37 PM

good god.

ide be so wet if nudies were ever found of his round cheeks and long hose....

THICK

by Anonymousreply 122April 10, 2018 2:38 PM

bitch has to be an alien from xenu or sumthin

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by Anonymousreply 123April 10, 2018 2:44 PM

Has a sexy deep voice too

by Anonymousreply 126April 10, 2018 2:52 PM

garret was voted hottest piece of ass by the Washington Reporter...

by Anonymousreply 127April 10, 2018 2:54 PM

I have fantasized that he in next booth to me in toilet, and says he has no toilet paper, and lets me go over and wipe it out for him..... would u ask to suk on it after u cleaned it for him??

by Anonymousreply 128April 10, 2018 10:45 PM

WOW r128 that's all I got

by Anonymousreply 129April 10, 2018 10:51 PM

Ide do all I could to his hole and cock and tell him ide wash his clothes and iron for him if he wanted....

and cook fukkiin dinner

by Anonymousreply 130April 11, 2018 2:47 AM

Can he replace joe on morning joe???

mika like him...

by Anonymousreply 132April 11, 2018 2:02 PM

I want his warm smooth pink fukhole on my mouth so I can show him how very much I love him.

FOREVER AND EVER

by Anonymousreply 134April 11, 2018 11:28 PM

I would settle for just a long kissing session with those georgous lips of his.

and fondling his breasts n ass...

by Anonymousreply 135April 12, 2018 2:39 AM

Wow, it's pretty obvious Craigslist Casual Encounters shut down.

by Anonymousreply 136April 12, 2018 2:46 AM

When he smiles, Garrett reminds me of '70s straight porn stud Paul Thomas.

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by Anonymousreply 137May 3, 2018 6:31 AM

HE IS MARRIED. NEXT PLEASE...

by Anonymousreply 139July 10, 2018 10:44 PM

He looks like he has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 140July 11, 2018 12:25 AM

His lips are a perfect shade of red. Teeth a perfect shade of white. He’s magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 142September 27, 2018 11:24 PM

Man I just really do not get anyone's attraction to this guy, to each his own I guess.

by Anonymousreply 144September 28, 2018 3:41 AM

OP must be Garrett Haake. He is not hot to me. I have higher standards.

by Anonymousreply 146September 30, 2018 8:12 AM

I love the tall. I love the long, lean body. I like his smile and his voice. I agree that he always has big circles under his eyes, and those are only going to get bigger and deeper with age. I'm going to go with the BDF. I don't think he's movie-star beautiful by any means, but he's an attractive man and most of us on DL have slept with FAR uglier and counted ourselves lucky.

by Anonymousreply 147September 30, 2018 8:22 AM

Blonde hair.

Blue eyes.

Red lips.

White teeth.

He has his colors all sorted out. Plus, he’s college-boy thin, despite being 30ish. And he’s goofy. As demonstrated by some instagram photos. He needs to work on his guns, though.

by Anonymousreply 148September 30, 2018 2:10 PM

He's also a huge nerd which I love. Star Wars and Game of Thrones. If he out on 15 pounds of muscle I'd consider him extremely attractive with his height

by Anonymousreply 149October 4, 2018 7:19 PM

I enjoy him now but agree he will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 150October 4, 2018 7:24 PM

Please, people. How many times must I remind you? This is Datalounge. Haake rhymes with CAK.

by Anonymousreply 151October 4, 2018 7:25 PM

UGH he's reminding me of all the reasons I hate the media. Talking about how much he will miss vile rethugs that just got voted out. If they are friendly to him personally, who cares what they do to the country

by Anonymousreply 153November 28, 2018 3:05 PM

Garrett's looking g-gorgeous.

Did he get divorced? His wife is nowhere on his Instagram. Lots of pix of his dog, but no wife.

by Anonymousreply 154December 22, 2018 4:12 AM

Hunk?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 155December 22, 2018 4:16 AM

Did someone change the definition of "hunk" and forget to tell us?

by Anonymousreply 156December 22, 2018 4:21 AM

He looked so delicious today!!!

by Anonymousreply 159January 3, 2019 9:04 PM

It looks like he is no longer with his wife.

On his Instagram, he's squiring a new younger blonde around.

Go Garrett, you stud

by Anonymousreply 160January 23, 2019 11:36 PM

He’s not a hunk at all. OP needs glasses, or new eyes altogether.

by Anonymousreply 161January 23, 2019 11:47 PM

Id rather do Hans Nichols.....mmmmmm

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by Anonymousreply 162January 23, 2019 11:56 PM

He’s tall, and thin. His teeth are brilliant. His eyes are like lipid pools - wait, no, but they are a really pretty blue, that’s why, I think, he wears blue shirts so much. Nice red lips.

He has lizard-like features, like a friendly velociraptor. That’s ok.

I’m disappointed if he ditched his wife. That does not bode well.

by Anonymousreply 163January 23, 2019 11:57 PM

I will say that the new girl is much prettier than Sara Murray, who has mannish features.

She also seems to be about 25.

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by Anonymousreply 164January 24, 2019 4:57 AM

[quote]Christ, [R9], he's squeezing shit out of that duck.

Makes for a tastier duck liver pate.

by Anonymousreply 165January 24, 2019 5:01 AM

R24 R54 Agree. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 166January 24, 2019 5:04 AM

His career is going fantastically. He really took off

by Anonymousreply 167February 14, 2019 8:08 PM

I want Garrett's hot baby batter down my throat!

by Anonymousreply 168February 14, 2019 8:10 PM

ALERT: Garrett Haake is shirtless on his Instagram.

Repeat: Garrett Haake is shirtless on his Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 169March 16, 2019 8:00 PM

Hans does it for me, too, R162, I love that little "caught in the headlights" look he sometimes gets.

Peter Alexander is gorgeous and has perfect posture.

Louis Bergdorf(sp?) is good-looking, but his closing-shot-in-the-box as they pass off to Morning Joe does him no favors

by Anonymousreply 172March 16, 2019 9:54 PM

His gf is young and hot so whateverr he is doing he is doing it right, As a jealous penis having man, i gotta give props

by Anonymousreply 173March 21, 2019 2:27 AM

[quote]His gf is young and hot so whateverr he is doing he is doing it right, As a jealous penis having man, i gotta give props

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 174March 22, 2019 4:53 PM

Why would you report he is shirtless on IG and then not do a screengrab of it?

by Anonymousreply 175March 22, 2019 5:00 PM

This guy has popped up on my screen literally looking like a zombie with his pale skin, his overly round eyes and the YUGE dark circle surrounding those eyes and his weird stick neck. The pics of him online are only well lit, so I can’t find one where he really looks like the zombie fright I’ve seen so many times on tv.

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by Anonymousreply 176March 22, 2019 5:10 PM

Save for his widely spaced eyes, he’s a ringer for Tom Hiddleston.

Not...a...compliment.

by Anonymousreply 177March 22, 2019 5:27 PM

[quote] If a guy is openly gay, then Datalounge hates his ugly ass.

ain't it the truth

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by Anonymousreply 178March 22, 2019 5:35 PM

He's too lanky and gangly to be considered a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 179March 23, 2019 3:04 AM

Looks like he has Marfan AND a thyroid disorder.

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 180March 23, 2019 5:28 AM

[quote] Looks like A ZOMBIE who has Marfan AND a thyroid disorder

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by Anonymousreply 181April 7, 2019 2:59 AM

Just me or does he look really down lately?

by Anonymousreply 182April 27, 2019 1:51 AM

R182 Who the fuck cares? He sucks

by Anonymousreply 183May 3, 2019 6:48 PM

R182 I think that hot girl must have broken up w him, she hasn’t been on his ig in a minute

by Anonymousreply 184May 6, 2019 8:26 PM

Garrett Haake is a hot sweaty mess in the DC heat.

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by Anonymousreply 185May 31, 2020 4:30 AM

He looks like a tattooed Swedish bandit. (Still shot.)

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by Anonymousreply 186May 31, 2020 4:35 AM

^He looks like a tattooed Swedish bandito, not “bandit”. Damn it.

by Anonymousreply 187May 31, 2020 4:36 AM

He's fond of posting IG stories of himself on the couch drinking at home in shorts, showing only his hairy legs and big, well-shaped feet.

by Anonymousreply 188May 31, 2020 4:45 AM

There’s a certain Bobby Flay quality about Haake.

by Anonymousreply 189May 31, 2020 4:46 AM

You can have Garrett Haake, me and the people in this crowd will take Matt Gutman -- just not to the Mortimer Club.

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by Anonymousreply 190May 31, 2020 4:55 AM

Garrett Haake was on tonight during the riots, showing off a real ugly tattoo on his left arm.

by Anonymousreply 191May 31, 2020 6:49 AM

[quote] He's been getting more and more prominent.

On camera? He should try saltpeter.

by Anonymousreply 192May 31, 2020 7:18 AM

He looks like the lovechild of Jack McBrayer and a giraffe.

by Anonymousreply 193May 31, 2020 7:30 AM

Please stop bumping these fucking old threads - start a new one for godsake so we can post!

by Anonymousreply 194May 31, 2020 8:57 AM

Him so butch, he like fuk twink boy pussy.

his wife is generic stepford wife ughhh

by Anonymousreply 195May 31, 2020 9:17 AM

Cutie got hit in the kidney with a projectile tonight live on air.

"Dammit!"

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by Anonymousreply 196June 1, 2020 4:47 AM

imagine suckin the cum out of him in his dressing room at MSNBC.....him totally nude on poppers....twisting his tits so hard he squeals like a piggy

by Anonymousreply 197June 1, 2020 6:55 PM

He works out on his page. Not very hairy. He shows his pits but big dick flopping in his pants.

by Anonymousreply 198June 1, 2020 7:06 PM

Whatever happened to Louis Bergdorf?

by Anonymousreply 199June 1, 2020 8:02 PM

Louis got fired and now does freelance videos or something.

by Anonymousreply 200June 1, 2020 9:32 PM

One of Garrett's shirtless workouts, posted on his Instagram stories:

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by Anonymousreply 201June 1, 2020 9:45 PM

He seems to have a good sense of humor. He posts lots of pictures of him being silly.

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by Anonymousreply 202June 1, 2020 10:09 PM

his woman so lucky, that fine cock and mouth on her...damn

whts tht tattoo on his inner forearm of? looks kinky, like that

by Anonymousreply 203June 3, 2020 7:54 AM

R203 I'm keen on clean cut guys. When I saw the tats I was a little turned off. Still though--I'd let him pound my man hole.

by Anonymousreply 204November 22, 2020 9:19 PM

He looks great now that he has a mask on. His eyes are nice.

by Anonymousreply 205February 3, 2021 2:07 PM

R201. I keep coming back to that clip, he’s very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 206February 16, 2021 5:16 PM

He's certainly toothy, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 207February 16, 2021 5:18 PM

He’s HOT?

The heater must be on HIGH.

by Anonymousreply 208February 16, 2021 5:25 PM

R205 It looks like he's had bags under his eyes for a few weeks. Too many early days reporting live? Long hours?

by Anonymousreply 209February 16, 2021 6:27 PM

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