Tall MSNBC Hunk Garrett Haake

He's been getting more and more prominent. Now he covers the White House for MSNBC. He's HOT!

Aquiline face! Yeah, NO! ( I will grant him BDF)

Does anyone know how tall he is? I can't find it.

Questionable anal hygiene

HA! I am in KC and didn't recognize him. shows you how much I watch local news . NEVER!

One of the very few times I've ever found straight couples adorable

That is a terrifying picture, r9

Playing fast and loose with the word "hunk", OP.

Is he a muppet or muppet adjacent?

Christ, R9, he's squeezing shit out of that duck.

Definitely a cookie smeller.

I've been a fan of his too OP. I love his prominent Adam's apple, he's got big dick written all over him.

I also like the Adam's apple. And he has a sexy smooth voice.

I need him to fuck me RIGHT NOW!

His wife is very lucky she gets to ride that whenever she wants

He dresses well for a straight guy. Every morning on his IG story he shows off the day's jacket, shirt, and tie combo. He can actually match pretty well

He seems like one of those tall hung Dutch guys. I know he is American but that last name is probably Dutch or Danish.

This Garrett Haake is not all that. Y'all some horny desperate queens. Now as far as MSNBC hunks are concerned, it's all about Ari Melber. Damn I want some of that hot Jewish man.

Well proportioned man, there's something very sexy about him.

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Datalounge is famous for slobbering over ugly guys with bug eyes, hook noses, weak chins, etc.

As long as they’re straight. Heterosexuals or closet cases only. If a guy is openly gay, then Datalounge hates his ugly ass.

That "Keep Calm and Build and Build Pylons" poster on his desk at R1 shows he's a big dork. Just my type. (For eldergays: it's a reference to a popular videogame called starcraft)

He’s got nice blue eyes and should wear blue shirts only.

His IG is pretty good actually

R29 A lot of good pictures of him, and of a good variety (different activities, suits and casual clothes. etc). Also dog pics and nature shots. This is one of the better ones to follow. I virtually only use IG to follow attractive guys.

Obviously since he's straight his IG is going to be like that, unlike someone like Gio.

A lot of attractive guys don't use IG well R31. Don't take pictures from good angles, or posts like one picture a month, or are 90% nature shots and almost none of them.

R30 there is no such thing as “better ones to follow”. What would be better is for you to find something other to do than virtually stalk strangers on Instagram. You spend your days hoping and waiting for good “shots”, “dog pics” and “nature scenes” from strangers.

R34 Beauty of IG is you don't have to wait for anything. Follow enough good accounts and there's always something nice to look at when you have time to kill

Hottie.

He's had quite a meteoric rise. From Kansas City local TV to NBC Capitol Hill correspondent in three years?

He's got a lot going for him R37, attractive, smooth voice, speaks clearly, and generally seems likeable

His hands are huge. See R23 and R28.

R37 Did he sit on the casting couch?

He does have big hands. And long fingers.

He's spending time in the MSNBC studio today - yum yum

He was in FL during the holidays covering Trump. It was nice to see him without a tie for once

Slightly more casual Garrett

Hunty he is okay looking, slightly creepy but that ain't no hunk.

R47 Many guys are into tall really dorky guys. And he's got a sexy voice to boot. And he's successful. Not a lot of minuses

He has the confidence of a very well-hung man.

He is a very cocky guy. At least based on how he portrays himself on IG

i so look forward to seein him on tv.

hoping msnbc gives him a show !!!

should have included a poll on yay or nay regarding his hotness, hunky-ness. I would have voted oh hell yes.

I would like to see him naked.

He's fug in the face.

Perhaps the other parts are slammin' but he looks like the human version of a pug.

I don't think that's fug at all. I agree at least that the other parts are also nice haha. Would very much like to bounce on him

I don’t get that he’s so attractive. Very meh looking to mr.

I'd love to see him bounce li'l Vaughn Hillyard on his dong.

one thing datalounging men will never agree on unanimously, what constitutes an attractive man. I mean, hell there are people here who think Luke Evans is hot, hunky, etc etc. That is a stretch that my imagination fails to reach.

Accepting OP’s obsession as hot and hunky is simply not possible.

Is Vaughn Hilliard openly gay?

That's MSNBC NewsTwink Vaughn Hillyard, thank you.

He looks great with a little sun tan.

He need to work on his guns.

Poor Luke Russert. I guess this is his permanent replacement, yes?

What happened to Luke? I almost forgot about him. Didn't think he was too bad.

Vaughn and Garrett were on the road this week, bro-in' out on Instagram.

Did they share a hotel room?

This guy is no hunk. Blech.

GIVE HIM HIS OWN SHOW

I PERK UP WHEN I SEE HIM!!!!

^^^ Would seriously watch an hour of Garrett everyday

Their are quite a few hunks on MSNBC but Garrett Haake isn't one of them.

He's very handsome, tall, and carries himself well

I didn't know until last night that "Haake" is pronounced like "cake." I thought it was "Hockey." LOL

not all that, not even close. he's mighty cocky, and trust me most who work on the hill know him for that. doubt he'll get a shot at his own show. he's way too risky with that attitude. same with his girl, sh'es on the outs too

I think he comes across cocky on his IG. Do you know of anything specific R74

Last week I saw him at some impromptu hallway press conference with Miss Lindsey, he was just out of frame, but kept popping into frame. He was at least a full head taller than the senatrice. He's huge.

Something howdy doody/Ted Koppell about him. Not hot to me at all.

To he honest, the cockiness does a lot for me

the cockiness is disgusting and will get him into alot of trouble

[R74] I've heard the same thing from his colleagues. An annoying jerk to be exact!

I miss Luke too.H seemed a lot more down to Earth and likable. Garrett just seems like meh and like hes hiding something. Always one way flirting with rando girls on twitter too

Jared should be cocky. He does an excellent job on that Capitol Hill beat. Always prepared with insightful context when Andrea Mitchell or Katy Tur asks some loony question.

82 I think you're the minority here, sorry

I agree with R82. He's had a pretty meteoric career and seems smart and driven. And he's tall and good looking

R85 I think you're confusing confidence with cockiness. He's alright, enough to be confident in his work. Buuuut, his cocky and overbearing demenor overshadows it. He's "tall"?! Woo! There are countless tall people on TV. His face is smashed and isn't anything great to look at. He's average at best, and I'm not surprised that his coworkers feel the same way. 3/10

R86 what do his coworkers think?

Even if he isn't your type, producers never hire people for roles like that who aren't considered good looking by most people. It's part of the job. And I find him better looking than most capital Hill reporters. He also has a nice voice and speaks well. And some of his most cocky posts are talking about how hot and successful his wife is, which is endearing to some degree

weird though i don't ever see his wife post about his hotness or success mm?

R88 lol watch how big his mouth opens when he talks on tv next time its hilarious

I don't follow her social media. Is she also into IG a lot?

She barely posts, which is odd considering she is more successful than him in my eyes. I have seen her out alot too recently, she was at Cobalt alwhile back for a show.

In DC? I've seen here out a handful of times too in the past few weeks. Never with Garrett though, sigh

I think it's Garretts. Capital hill reporting seems way more demanding that WH reporting. They basically just camp out in halls all day. While WH has very specific times they engage the press

Is he young or old? His face looks really old and wrinkled. But his Instagram TBTs make him seem like he was in college 6 years ago.

R96 mid-30's i believe. He is very wrinkled. His make-up artist needs to consider that on some of his shots. You can see how prominent the wrinkles are when the makeup sets in. He might just really miss college though. Most people with hectic stressful jobs would much rather party with their bros

He's 30ish. He just was very good at maintaining an IG and taking posed pictures lol He seems more into social media than any reporter besides maybe Cuomo. Which I'm sure feeds his cocky/vain image.

R98 yea still can't get past his cockiness, it's very off putting. It gives me the sense that he's like that in his personal life. Maybe that's why his wife never posts about him?

They have dated like 5 years tho R99 lol back when he still a local Cleveland reporter. she knew exactly what he was like when they married. And he does seem really sweet to her at least

R100 "sweet" = posting cocky stuff about her on insta? I'm going to need more proof than that. She lives by me or close by. I'm prone to seeing her run in the mornings when I take my dog out. Never seen him out though (how sweet)

R100 were they dating when he worked in KC? I worked there briefly and I never got the impression he was in a relationship, the opposite actually.

Yea they were definitely dating while he was in KC. Not sure how they met since she was already at CNN in DC. And Woah did Garrett sleep around on her.

R101 I guess I see your point. I still think being really proud of your S.O. is an endearing trait.

R103 he's sleazy as hell. have you seen how flirty he is in the wild? get over yourself, dude (Garrett, not you lol)

He has BDF big time and I think that also makes him come off as very into himself haha

i've grown to respect on air personalities that choose to keep their social media on the private side. they worry less about a 'brand' and more about their job. i would assume that is why his colleages appear more approachable... she doesn't give off the cocky annoyance vibe

I'm the opposite R106 if I like someone I see on TV I like that I can see more of them easily if I choose to. Rather than just getting lucky and catching them when they are on. I love Garretts IG

He should consider Botox. I thought he was mid-40s.

I'd sniff his hole for 17 minutes and 49 seconds

Peak at photos that he hasn't taken (i.e. candid, and/or group shots) R108, he looks ever older in them and awfully sweaty.

R103 He's no 'honest Abe'

My god is he ugly. I can't believe he posted that stand up pic.

He can take very flattering pictures when he wants. Agreed that stand up pic is not one of them

How does he pronounce Haake?

I think it rhymes with rake, like what you do to leaves

garret on tv now, as miss Zuckerberg begins her performance.

best lookin reporter ive seen !!!! porn worthy.....

give him a dam show, msnbc !!

all good boys need a beard huh

Love see him with mika, and replace damn Joe...

good god.

ide be so wet if nudies were ever found of his round cheeks and long hose....

THICK

bitch has to be an alien from xenu or sumthin

Has a sexy deep voice too

garret was voted hottest piece of ass by the Washington Reporter...

I have fantasized that he in next booth to me in toilet, and says he has no toilet paper, and lets me go over and wipe it out for him..... would u ask to suk on it after u cleaned it for him??

WOW r128 that's all I got

Ide do all I could to his hole and cock and tell him ide wash his clothes and iron for him if he wanted....

and cook fukkiin dinner

Can he replace joe on morning joe???

mika like him...

I want his warm smooth pink fukhole on my mouth so I can show him how very much I love him.

FOREVER AND EVER

I would settle for just a long kissing session with those georgous lips of his.

and fondling his breasts n ass...

Wow, it's pretty obvious Craigslist Casual Encounters shut down.

When he smiles, Garrett reminds me of '70s straight porn stud Paul Thomas.

HE IS MARRIED. NEXT PLEASE...

He looks like he has a big dick.

His lips are a perfect shade of red. Teeth a perfect shade of white. He’s magnificent.

Man I just really do not get anyone's attraction to this guy, to each his own I guess.

OP must be Garrett Haake. He is not hot to me. I have higher standards.

I love the tall. I love the long, lean body. I like his smile and his voice. I agree that he always has big circles under his eyes, and those are only going to get bigger and deeper with age. I'm going to go with the BDF. I don't think he's movie-star beautiful by any means, but he's an attractive man and most of us on DL have slept with FAR uglier and counted ourselves lucky.

Blonde hair.

Blue eyes.

Red lips.

White teeth.

He has his colors all sorted out. Plus, he’s college-boy thin, despite being 30ish. And he’s goofy. As demonstrated by some instagram photos. He needs to work on his guns, though.

He's also a huge nerd which I love. Star Wars and Game of Thrones. If he out on 15 pounds of muscle I'd consider him extremely attractive with his height

I enjoy him now but agree he will not age well.

Please, people. How many times must I remind you? This is Datalounge. Haake rhymes with CAK.

UGH he's reminding me of all the reasons I hate the media. Talking about how much he will miss vile rethugs that just got voted out. If they are friendly to him personally, who cares what they do to the country

Garrett's looking g-gorgeous.

Did he get divorced? His wife is nowhere on his Instagram. Lots of pix of his dog, but no wife.

Hunk?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did someone change the definition of "hunk" and forget to tell us?

He looked so delicious today!!!

It looks like he is no longer with his wife.

On his Instagram, he's squiring a new younger blonde around.

Go Garrett, you stud

He’s not a hunk at all. OP needs glasses, or new eyes altogether.

Id rather do Hans Nichols.....mmmmmm

He’s tall, and thin. His teeth are brilliant. His eyes are like lipid pools - wait, no, but they are a really pretty blue, that’s why, I think, he wears blue shirts so much. Nice red lips.

He has lizard-like features, like a friendly velociraptor. That’s ok.

I’m disappointed if he ditched his wife. That does not bode well.

I will say that the new girl is much prettier than Sara Murray, who has mannish features.

She also seems to be about 25.

[quote]Christ, [R9], he's squeezing shit out of that duck.

Makes for a tastier duck liver pate.

R24 R54 Agree. Thank you.

His career is going fantastically. He really took off

I want Garrett's hot baby batter down my throat!

ALERT: Garrett Haake is shirtless on his Instagram.

Repeat: Garrett Haake is shirtless on his Instagram.

Hans does it for me, too, R162, I love that little "caught in the headlights" look he sometimes gets.

Peter Alexander is gorgeous and has perfect posture.

Louis Bergdorf(sp?) is good-looking, but his closing-shot-in-the-box as they pass off to Morning Joe does him no favors

His gf is young and hot so whateverr he is doing he is doing it right, As a jealous penis having man, i gotta give props

[quote]His gf is young and hot so whateverr he is doing he is doing it right, As a jealous penis having man, i gotta give props

Huh?

Why would you report he is shirtless on IG and then not do a screengrab of it?

This guy has popped up on my screen literally looking like a zombie with his pale skin, his overly round eyes and the YUGE dark circle surrounding those eyes and his weird stick neck. The pics of him online are only well lit, so I can’t find one where he really looks like the zombie fright I’ve seen so many times on tv.

Save for his widely spaced eyes, he’s a ringer for Tom Hiddleston.

Not...a...compliment.

[quote] If a guy is openly gay, then Datalounge hates his ugly ass.

ain't it the truth

He's too lanky and gangly to be considered a hunk.

Looks like he has Marfan AND a thyroid disorder.

Hard pass.

[quote] Looks like A ZOMBIE who has Marfan AND a thyroid disorder

Just me or does he look really down lately?

R182 Who the fuck cares? He sucks

R182 I think that hot girl must have broken up w him, she hasn’t been on his ig in a minute

Garrett Haake is a hot sweaty mess in the DC heat.

He looks like a tattooed Swedish bandit. (Still shot.)

^He looks like a tattooed Swedish bandito, not “bandit”. Damn it.

He's fond of posting IG stories of himself on the couch drinking at home in shorts, showing only his hairy legs and big, well-shaped feet.

There’s a certain Bobby Flay quality about Haake.

You can have Garrett Haake, me and the people in this crowd will take Matt Gutman -- just not to the Mortimer Club.

Garrett Haake was on tonight during the riots, showing off a real ugly tattoo on his left arm.

[quote] He's been getting more and more prominent.

On camera? He should try saltpeter.

He looks like the lovechild of Jack McBrayer and a giraffe.

Please stop bumping these fucking old threads - start a new one for godsake so we can post!

Him so butch, he like fuk twink boy pussy.

his wife is generic stepford wife ughhh

Cutie got hit in the kidney with a projectile tonight live on air.

"Dammit!"

imagine suckin the cum out of him in his dressing room at MSNBC.....him totally nude on poppers....twisting his tits so hard he squeals like a piggy

He works out on his page. Not very hairy. He shows his pits but big dick flopping in his pants.

Whatever happened to Louis Bergdorf?

Louis got fired and now does freelance videos or something.

One of Garrett's shirtless workouts, posted on his Instagram stories:

He seems to have a good sense of humor. He posts lots of pictures of him being silly.

his woman so lucky, that fine cock and mouth on her...damn

whts tht tattoo on his inner forearm of? looks kinky, like that

R203 I'm keen on clean cut guys. When I saw the tats I was a little turned off. Still though--I'd let him pound my man hole.

He looks great now that he has a mask on. His eyes are nice.

R201. I keep coming back to that clip, he’s very sexy.

He's certainly toothy, that's for sure.

He’s HOT?

The heater must be on HIGH.

R205 It looks like he's had bags under his eyes for a few weeks. Too many early days reporting live? Long hours?

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